Our Platform

A Bold Plan For A Funnier Future

Four planks. Zero focus groups we'll admit to. This is the most rigorously tested comedy agenda in American history, according to the two people who wrote it.

Universal Comedy Care

Every citizen guaranteed at least three good laughs per day, no copay, no waiting room.

Late-Night Diplomacy

We'll settle international disputes with monologue-offs and awkward celebrity interviews.

The Punchline Economy

Cutting red tape, adding red noses. Small businesses get a free writers' room.

Fact-Checked Fun

Every joke independently verified by our crack team of interns and one very tired editor.

Campaign Clips

Colbert & Kimmel: Emailing Jokes 

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